im not surprised
oh
but why
shit sorry that didnt come out right
i mean cause of the picture
if that makes sense
you are so lame.
he did this the first time i held him.
he reminds me of you.
i hate you
and im sticking out my tongue at you too
we already have a lot in common cat
p-pfffahaha, cant believe you fell for that!!
youre silly~
>You open your punch bottle again, eying it suspiciously.
what does this stuff even taste like? :o
so i keep hearing
it taste like balls
i specifically made it with your favorite flavor in mind
i put my whole heart and soul into it so if you taste it and dont like it i will bawl
like a girl
because i am one right now
and i will guilt trip the fuck outta ya
your baby
is
with
me.
goddammit john you keep saying things but were still in square fucking one
i dont understand what youre talking about
is this another one of your pranks
am i seriously so out of touch with the egbertians that i cant differentiate between your seriousness and your pranks anymore
hot damn
and still being stuck in a girls body
this conversation is
well fuck i mean i think id remember if my body suddenly bloated up for nine months but
stranger things have happened havent they
it’s okay, dave.
you don’t have to explain anything.i get it.
i still have your baby too.
what
>You twist the cap off the bottle you were given and sniff it cautiously.
oh wow this smells potent. x___x
we can chill in my room! but you have to promise you wont try to… take advantage of me… while im drunk?? ;3;
>You fake the watery eyes, and the puppy dog pout is flawless. But then you giggle and skip away, bounding into your room and jumping onto the bed. From where you sit, you can see Dave, and you grin at him, waving.
it wouldnt be a strider if it wasnt spectacular
and
woah what the fuck
whered that come from harley
>You stand where you are, trying to puzzle out the complete 180 of her attitude, before mentally shrugging and following her. You toss the bottle next to her and then sprawl yourself on an empty chair.
EB: don’t go in there!
TG: yo thats not a smart move
GG: nooooooo turn around turn around!!! Dx
TT: … Can you guys keep it down?
homestuck is my favorite anime
godtechswagger replied to your post: for a whle
fack hey dude thats no reason to be any less happy
i guess i should be used to it by now, huh?
its
complicated
im sorry thats a thing you have to get used to
im pretty much doing all the shit i promised myself i wouldnt do
and promised him
and promised you
but
you cant help certain things yanno
i also have your dumb puppy
heres another welcome post
i just attract all the bitches
whats up darlin the partys still roarin the music is roarin and
fack it
take the punch its laced with surprises


