sup the names dave strider get it memorized
i have seventeen years of experience at this little game called life and ive been trained endlessly and relentlessly by the best of the best to kick the most ass in levels one to infinity
there will be mad levels of irony and swag here
stay at your own risk and dont hurt yourself
this not enough info for you or you want more on your dish about me then come at me
if you ask nicely maybe i wont bite
if the ask box decides to be too much of a douche and wants to cockblock everythin then feel free to drop shit in submissions too

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===>Headcanons/Timeline Info

ariesarose:

godtechswagger:

im not surprised

oh
but why

shit sorry that didnt come out right
i mean cause of the picture
if that makes sense

ariesarose:

godtechswagger:

im not surprised

oh

but why

shit sorry that didnt come out right

i mean cause of the picture

if that makes sense

im not surprised

im not surprised

prankmaster:

you are so lame.

he did this the first time i held him.

he reminds me of you.

i hate you

and im sticking out my tongue at you too

we already have a lot in common cat

Tag(s): #prankmaster

floweryfuckass:

p-pfffahaha, cant believe you fell for that!!

youre silly~

>You open your punch bottle again, eying it suspiciously.

what does this stuff even taste like? :o

so i keep hearing

it taste like balls
i specifically made it with your favorite flavor in mind
i put my whole heart and soul into it so if you taste it and dont like it i will bawl
like a girl
because i am one right now
and i will guilt trip the fuck outta ya 

(Quelle: renaris)

prankmaster:

your baby

is

with

me.

goddammit john you keep saying things but were still in square fucking one

i dont understand what youre talking about

is this another one of your pranks
am i seriously so out of touch with the egbertians that i cant differentiate between your seriousness and your pranks anymore
hot damn

and still being stuck in a girls body
this conversation is
well fuck i mean i think id remember if my body suddenly bloated up for nine months but
stranger things have happened havent they

Tag(s): #prankmaster

prankmaster:

it’s okay, dave.
you don’t have to explain anything.

i get it.

i still have your baby too.

what

Tag(s): #prankmaster

floweryfuckass:

>You twist the cap off the bottle you were given and sniff it cautiously.

oh wow this smells potent. x___x

we can chill in my room! but you have to promise you wont try to… take advantage of me… while im drunk?? ;3;

>You fake the watery eyes, and the puppy dog pout is flawless. But then you giggle and skip away, bounding into your room and jumping onto the bed. From where you sit, you can see Dave, and you grin at him, waving.

it wouldnt be a strider if it wasnt spectacular

and
woah what the fuck
whered that come from harley 

>You stand where you are, trying to puzzle out the complete 180 of her attitude, before mentally shrugging and following her. You toss the bottle next to her and then sprawl yourself on an empty chair.

auxiliumdare:

immovablelibrary:

EB: don’t go in there!
TG: yo thats not a smart move
GG: nooooooo turn around turn around!!! Dx
TT: … Can you guys keep it down?

homestuck is my favorite anime

auxiliumdare:

immovablelibrary:

EB: don’t go in there!

TG: yo thats not a smart move

GG: nooooooo turn around turn around!!! Dx

TT: … Can you guys keep it down?

homestuck is my favorite anime

Tag(s): #flashbacks
littlemissfirestarter:

Please just stay.

littlemissfirestarter:

Please just stay.

(Quelle: lovequotesrus)

prankmaster:

godtechswagger replied to your post: for a whle

fack hey dude thats no reason to be any less happy

i guess i should be used to it by now, huh?

its
complicated

im sorry thats a thing you have to get used to
im pretty much doing all the shit i promised myself i wouldnt do
and promised him
and promised you

but
you cant help certain things yanno

i also have your dumb puppy

heres another welcome post

i just attract all the bitches

whats up darlin the partys still roarin the music is roarin and

fack it

take the punch its laced with surprises

hey sexy

hey sexy